MAR 23 Spring Valley 10:00
30 Deep Cliff 10:00
APRIL 6 NASA 9:30
13 Spring Valley 10:00
20 SkyWest 8:30
27 Sunnyvale 10:00
MAY 4 Spring Valley 10:00
11 Santa Clara 9:00
18 OPEN 9:00
25 SkyWest 8:30
JUNE 1 NASA 9:30
8 Willow Park 9:00
15 Sunnyvale 10:00
22 Santa Clara 9:00
29 Sharp Park 9:30
JULY 6 Willow Park 9:00
13 Spring Valley 10:00
20 Sharp Park 10:30
27 Deep Cliff 10:00
AUG 3 Metropolitan 9:00 10 Spring Valley 10:00 17 Sunnyvale 10:00 24 Sharp Park 10:30
31 Deep Cliff 10:00
SEPT 7 Spring Valley 10:00 14 Santa Clara 9:00 21 Willow Park 9:00 28 Metropolitan 9:00
OCT 5 NASA 9:30 12 Spring Valley 10:00 19 Sharp Park 9:30 26 Santa Clara 9:00
NOV 2 Willow Park 10.30 9 Skywest 8:30 16 Sunnyvale 10:00 23 Sharp Park 10:30
30 Santa Clara 9:00
DEC 7 Spring Valley 10:00
DEC LUNCHEON TBA
Note: The golf chairman reserves 32 "T" times for each tournament.
Jokes that only a Golfer would understand:
A gushy reporter to Phil Mickelson, " You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?" Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered.
The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here? He looked her right in the eye and said. "this isn't going to take all day, is it?"
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?' "Yes" says the woman. Did you hit him with that golf club?' "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face. "How many times did you hit him?" "I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times......just put me down for a five."
Sayings from Mulligan's long-lost notebook of golfing wisdom...
It's a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if you 're not too choosy about which fairway.
No one with funny headcovers ever broke par.
You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.
The most difficult lie in golf is a ball sitting up in the dead center of the fairway 150 yards from the pin.
